"Edifying Thoughts of a Tobacco Smoker", by J. S. Bach:

I found this great little poem for all you pipe smokers out there:



Whene'er I take my pipe and stuff it

And smoke to pass the time away,

My thoughts, as I sit there and puff it,

Dwell on a picture sad and gray:

It teaches me that very like

Am I myself unto my pipe.



Like me, this pipe so fragrant burning

Is made of naught but earth and clay;

To earth I too shall be returning.

It falls and, ere I'd think to say,

It breaks in two before my eyes;

In store for me a like fate lies.



No stain the pipe's hue yet doth darken;

It remains white. Thus do I know

That when to death's call I must harken

My body, too, all pale will grow.

To black beneath the sod 'twill turn,

Likewise the pipe, if oft it burn.



Or when the pipe is fairly glowing,

Behold then, instantaneously,

The smoke off into thin air going,

Til naught but ash is left to see.

Man's fame likewise away will burn

And unto dust his body turn.



How oft it happens when one's smoking:

The stopper's missing from its shelf,

And one goes with one's finger poking

Into the bowl and burns oneself.

If in the pipe such pain doth dwell,

How hot must be the pains of Hell.



Thus o'er my pipe, in contemplation

Of such things, I can constantly

Indulge in fruitful meditation,

And so, puffing contentedly,

On land, on sea, at home, abroad,

I smoke my pipe and worship God.



[from _The Bach Reader_ pp. 97-8, revised edition ISBN 0-393-00259-4]

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